"i meant to do that!"

I was just unlocking the front door to come inside and something fell off the roof and into the flowerbed by the front steps. And then there was scritching and the plant started to move around. I flattened myself against the door, a little freaked out.

A squirrel jumped out of the flowerbed and onto the support post and scurried halfway up. It stopped and stared at me. Then it scampered up onto the roof.

A squirrel fell off the roof. Maybe it was out all night drinking. Or its name is Pee Wee.