The girls had all been excused from the dinner table and were playing in their bedroom. Archie and I were finishing up. Lulu came out to the kitchen and said, "Sissy won't let me play in her fort. Make her let me play!" I replied, "I am not getting involved in this. You have to work out a solution yourselves."
Lou turned back to the hallway and yelled, "If you don't let me play, I won't play with you for a whole year!" Before I could even get my mouth open to say how that was a pretty extreme threat, Bebe called out, "You don't even know when a year ends!"
Yeah, I laughed. I'm a bad person.