"Hey, Charlotte! Guess what?"
"What?"
"Chicken butt!"
*****
"Guess what?"
"What?"
"Duck butt!"
*****
"Cha, guess what?"
"What?"
"Snake butt!"
"Mama. Snakes do not have butts. Snakes only have tails!"
*****
"Mama! Mama! Guess what?"
"What?"
"Charlotte butt!"
(Child pulls down her pants and wiggles her backside. We're oh, so very sophisticated around here.)
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