Archie and I went to a birthday party for one of his coworkers last night. A group of us sat outside, talking. At one point, one of his friends was trying to mimic some porn music and it was very strange and wrong, so I made some wocka-chocka sounds and then told them about the snails in a nature documentary we watched with Charlotte where the snails were getting it on and then toppled over slowly in their snaily passion. A woman said she had a friend who actually helped stage those kinds of scenes.
"You mean the snails had a fluffer?" I asked.
Everyone laughed very loudly and Archie said, "I think that is a completely unique sentence that has never been spoken before."